Meet the Gang

I helped my friend Tara (Stephenson) put together this little arrangement of our gang this semester at G42.
I think this is a great way to finally introduce you to the group!

Robby: Homegrown Texan, finds much joy from eating multi-colored popcorn, is one of the only guys that can pull off a hot pink t-shirt, doesn’t mind wearing eye liner for 5 minutes, has a laugh that can seriously bring everyone to tears

Josh B.: seriously thinks he is a ninja, always drinks from a water pitcher, his other personality has the voice of “Old Greg” a scary English man fish, Chuck Norris roundhouse doesn’t come close to Josh’s arm pit symphony.

Tara B.: The one and only baby mama, passionate about almost everything, has a homegrown remedy for all things under the sun, loves spending time drinking tea and shopping in the grocery store

Michelle: enjoys taking casual morning jogs and sliding (tripping) across the street-we would like to think she slide in for a home run, has the most piercings of anyone here marking in at 13, still thinks her sarong (a Thai towel) can act as a skirt, dress, PJ’s and a bed sheet.

Hannah: if still awake around 12 a.m. is probably in the middle of sleepwalking or slurring her thoughts into words with no filter, is likely to miss her mouth and spill water all over her shirt, likes to answer most questions with HUH??

Sean: Wizard on the grill, can make a guesstimate of 500 different dishes with garlic, has almost completed his first pizza oven, occasionally pictures himself dancing like the Maori tribe of New Zealand.

Sarah: personality impersonator (specializes in a variety of northern accents), her personality is funky mixed with a shot of Thai spice. Fastest walker with the shortest legs.

Tara S.: brought a blue and yellow glass bird as the G42 mascot named “ralpherson” (which has been kidnapped since day one and is still in search), enjoys crashing Spanish weddings especially those with hansom groomsmen, can seriously think of a song for most phrases, Sarah’s partner in crime for northern accent dialogues.

Nick: from the north and sounds like it, can quote a whole history book and movie at the same time, tends to only listen to “underground” bands and finds any occasion worthy of a cigar to celebrate life.

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